you know you are bored when.....................................................

You Act Like You Are 18 Years Old

You are a teenager at heart. You don't quite feel like a grown up yet, but you don't feel like a kid. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. You're quite rebellious, and you don't like being told what to do. You like to do things your way. You have your own unique style, taste in music, and outlook on life.

What Age Do You Act?

You Are 72% Cynical

You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results. You have your optimistic moments, but most likely, you keep them to yourself.

How Cynical Are You?

You Are a Vampire

You are charming, sensual, and even a bit manipulative. You can't help but get people to do what you want. You have sharp senses and a strong predatory instinct. You go after what you want, without mercy. While you have the heart of a killer, many people are drawn to you. You are elegant, timeless, and mysterious. You are the ultimate fantasy object.

Are You a Vampire or a Werewolf?

Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility

You are stealth, complex, and creative. You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way. A mystery to others, you thrive on being a little misunderstood. You happily work behind the scenes... because there's nothing better than a sneak attack! Why you would be a good superhero: You're so sly, no one would notice... not even your best friends Your biggest problem as a superhero: Missing out on all of the glory that visible superheroes get

What Should Your Superpower Be?

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Your Quirk Factor: 67%

You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal. No doubt about it, there's little about you that's “normal” or “average.”

How Quirky Are You?

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

*Template:Dear (the last person who text messaged you):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
___12___,
(Your name)


Dear Joey:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1)I dislike you. I think I realized it (2)when your dwarf bit me(3)at the mental hospital and I saw you (4) sit on (5)my mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're (6)scarred enough to understand(7)how awful I've felt. I'm returning (8) the cut toenails,but I'll keep (9)your mom as a memory. You should also know that I (10)always will remember (11)Oprah Winfrey imitations.
_(12)With ease _,
Rasyiqah AR



- -1. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. WHICH IS YOUR BIRTH MONTH?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April-When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. WHICH FOOD DO YOU PREFER?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebabs - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot- Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Black- My best friend
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. YOUR MOOD RIGHT NOW?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM?
Yellow - Your love letters
White - Your ring
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your best friend
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. THE LAST LETTER IN YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. WHAT DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. TO WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ON A VACATION?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Boo-hoo now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Honestly Honest

Ok...my honest review of Twilight since I watched it twice...

Lets see...when I first watched this movie, my expectations were very low, as low as High School Musical, maybe that is why I enjoyed this movie. Oh and NEVER COMPARE THE BOOK WITH THE MOVIE...that will of course ruin EVERYTING. If you want to enjoy this movie don't compare it saying Why like this why like that. You will not enjoy it so as the person sitting near you. Ehem.

But

1. Kirsten Stewart is an OK actress but some scenes she is more masculine than Edward...and the hospital scene at the end of the movie....and getting fakely super excited...er...

2. Robert Pattinson looks better from the side than the front.

3. The relationship between Edward and Bella was a bit rushed and I was wondering how could they fall to each other that fast with minimum contact

4. They delete this one particular kissing scene, first they both come close and then suddenly Edward was at the wall..er.. ...which make everything awkward to watch..which during the second time I watched I excused myself to call my mum.

5. Some lines from the book is better to be read than to be heard...some were a little bit cheesy + corny.

6. Edward looks a little bit constipated in some scenes.....

7. WHATS WITH THE SPARKLES? I know I am glad that he doesn't look like a disco ball but it still hard to watch.

8. Jacob......er....

9. Some scenes that makes you...ER...WHAT?!

NEVERTHELESS

the weird thing is, I enjoy this movie even though there are some things that I wasn't satisfied with...I have to admit the movie is kinda sweet and after watching it for the first time Me Joey and Lien kinda melted....

Dr Carlisle Cullen looks much more handsome than Edward...when he first appeared the whole cinema were like Wooah. (i watched the movie twice just to see him on screen)

The baseball scenes was pure awesomness...plus with the music...dang...(another reason why I watched this movie twice)

The fighting scenes at the ballet studio was cool too...I feel the pain...

And the other Cullens and the other students were OK and hilarious

The settings were magnificent. I wanna live in FORKS!!!!

Charlie was hysterical...Gotta love him

and come on its TWILIGHT its Bella and Edward...its the CULLEN's...all the characters from the book comes alive and for that I am already happy...even if they didn't say anything but watching them onscreen...yeah...

Overall 6/10
and I have to admit
twilight is overrated.
and I am a fan.

Presenting...the horror

Seriously
When are they gonna STOP?!
my EARS are bleeding

the first one I can handle
the second one, I was dying (too much laughing)
the third one haven't seen it yet but I know its hard for me
and then they're doing the fourth one
THEIR junior
and then Their Juniors junior turn

and now this?
Guess what
THEY SING

Uh yeah
i am saying all this because i am jealous
sure do.

The US are gonna watch Twilight today
hope the reviews are fine
if its not
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH

Comeback?

I just looking around on my blog and I just realised something...
dang my blog is plain dead boring

Anyways...

Exam is loong gone ...
and I already got 7 out of 10 results
and I did OK, not fantastic, but not bad either
For my standard anyway (plain average)
Now, just waiting for ADD MATHS
NEXT freaking YEAR
I wanna Nintendo Wii.
Oooh..and being in 4 Science 1 when they are checking their results
gives me nightmare (no offence people)
Why?
Let's see if you are in 4 Science 2 , if you get pass and above you will scream dance n jump like nobody's business ( well some of them anyway)
In 4 Science 1, if they got 65 or 70 they look like wanna cry
Ok I know exams, results are importanto but it creeps me out...maybe because I am just a slacker (and always have and will be)

Plus, today is Joey's last day in Convent
she's moving to Melbourne next year
sobs.
Who's gonna do the pelvic whatever with me at random moments?!
Who's gonna dance with me at inappropriate moments?!
sobs.
Well my sis is pursuing her studies in Melbourne too
maybe I could just butt in
Anyways
Joey did not even cry
Even though I sang the Graduation song
Come on Joey
shed some tears!!!


Then we watched Madagascar 2 (me Joey Irene Pei Wen)
the verdict
Well it was funny but only when THE PENGUINS or KING JULLIAN talked or moved.
it was kinda short and boring at certain places
but there were Cute moments (awww)
I WANT MORE PENGUINS AND KING JULLIAN
Ah, and the songs are FREAKING awesome

You like-y?

Got loads to type but
I end here.