If you put a fake lizard in front of me
I will squeal and turn away
I will hit you
but if its my father who's doing it...
even though I don't give a damn about bugs or rats
and I will gladly help you to kill them or move them away
but if you give me lizard or plastic lizard
I will scream and squeal like a little girl...
dad why do you LIKE to torture me?!